Go Home Pandora, You're Drunk

I hadn't used the Pandora music streaming service in about three years when my wife shot me a message: "I'm listening to 'Top 40 Hair Bands,' and it's great. You should put it on." So I did. I love me the cheese, and nothing is cheesier than the 1980s and Hair Bands. Everything started fine. There was a little Europe (The Final Countdown), a White Lion song I never even knew existed (they put out four albums? When did that happen?), but immediately following White Lion, was Guns n' Roses. I frow...